I’ve never been in the military, but I admire their rules. As a nanny, I’ve adopted my own version of some rules that can be appreciated by anyone.
- I don’t negotiate with terrorists. That’s you, little kid.
- All UFOs will be reassigned to Area 51 (garbage).
- All nuclear attacks will result in a quarantine (timeout).
- Any friendly fire can and will result in solitary confinement.
- On Time — Or Left Behind.
- Your leader is willing to die before breaking under torture tactics.
- Manners. Address people appropriately.
- All training is subject to testing at any time.