Military or Nanny Rules?

I’ve never been in the military, but I admire their rules. As a nanny, I’ve adopted my own version of some rules that can be appreciated by anyone.

  1. I don’t negotiate with terrorists. That’s you, little kid.
  2. All UFOs will be reassigned to Area 51 (garbage).
  3. All nuclear attacks will result in a quarantine (timeout).
  4. Any friendly fire can and will result in solitary confinement.
  5. On Time — Or Left Behind.
  6. Your leader is willing to die before breaking under torture tactics.
  7. Manners. Address people appropriately.
  8. All training is subject to testing at any time.

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